I’ve finally become a PhD… or a Pizza Hut Deliveryman

As you already know, your (probably, most likely) here for a few laughs. So what does that better than a few short jokes.

1. A man got hit hard in the head with a can of 7up. He’s alright, though, it was a soft drink.
2. A boy breaks an old vase at his rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.”
3. A dyslexic (a learning difficulty) man walks into a bra.
4. Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’t meet the koalafications.
5. I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

6. Insurance clerk: "Where were you born, Sir?"       Man: "In the United States. Insurance clerk: "OK, and which part?"                Man: "My entire body."
7. “Your waffle iron isn’t working, dear!”                                                                                           “Please just stay away from my laptop grandma!!!”
8. After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
9. Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach. At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
10. It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.                                                                                                                  — ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

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